>      CREATION
>      
>      In the beginning was the Plan.
>      And then came the Assumptions.
>      And the Assumptions were without form. 
>      And the Plan was without substance.
>      And darkness was upon the face of the Workers. 
>      And they spoke  among themselves, saying,
>        "It is a crock of shit and it stinks."
>      And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said,
>        "It is a pail of dung, and we can't live with the smell." 
>      And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying,
>        "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, 
>         such that none may abide by it."
>      And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying,
>        "It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength." 
>      And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another,
>        "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is verystrong." 
>      And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them,
>        "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
>      And the Vice Presidents went  to the President, saying unto him, 
>        "This new plan  will actively promote the growth and
>         vigor of the company with powerful effects"
>      And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good. 
>      And the Plan became Policy.
>      And that is how shit happens.
>