>      Top ten ways the Bible would have been different if re-written
>>        by college students.
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>>        10)  Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and Chips
>>         9)  Ten Commandments are actually only five, but because they are
>>             double-spaced and written in a large font, they look like ten.
>>         8)  Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't dorm
>>             food.
>>         7)  Paul's Letters to the Romans become Paul's E-Mail to the
>>             Romans.
>>         6)  Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
>>         5)  The place where the end of the world occurs, not the Plains
>>             of Armageddon, rather Finals.
>>         4)  Book of Armaments would be in there somewhere.
>>         3)  Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years:
>>             They didn't want to ask directions and look like Freshmen.
>>         2)  Tower of Babel blamed for Foreign Language requirement.
>>         1)  Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on
>>             the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before
>>             it was due and then pulled an all-nighter and hoped no one
>>             noticed.
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