Subject: male computers or female computers

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> Top 10 reasons computers must be male:
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> 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
> 9.  A better model is always just around the corner.
> 8.  They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
> 7.  It is always necessary to have a backup.
> 6.  They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
> 5.  The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
> 4.  In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
> 3.  The lights are on but nobody's home.
> 2.  Big power surges knock them out for the night.
> 1.  Size does matter.
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> Top 10 reasons compilers must be female:
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> 10. Picky, picky, picky.
> 9.  They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
> 8.  Beauty is only shell deep.
> 7.  When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
> 6.  Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
> 5.  Always turning simple statements into big productions.
> 4.  Smalltalk is important.
> 3.  You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
> 2.  They make you take the garbage out.
> 1.  Miss a period and they go wild.
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