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Celina

Subject: FW: 25 Thoughts to get you Through Almost Any Crisis

> 1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
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> 2. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
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> 3. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
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> 4. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
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> 5. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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> 6. Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
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> 7. The facts, although interesting are irrelevant.
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> 8. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
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> 9. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world
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>10. Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
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>11. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
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>12. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
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>13. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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>14. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
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>15. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
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>16. If you think that there is good in everybody, you haven't met   
everybody.
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>17. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
>18. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to
>    blame.
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>19. One-seventh of you life is spent on Monday.
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>20. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
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>21. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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>22. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
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>23. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
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>24. This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
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>25. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty, and the pig likes   
it.