>>Things you DON'T want to hear while on the operating room table:
>>>
>>>-- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
>>
>>>-- Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop
>>
>>>-- Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness
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>>>-- Bo-Bo come back with that! Bad Dog!
>>
>>>-- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
>>
>>>-- Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
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>>>-- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 5000 cc's of this stuff before?
>>
>>>-- Damn, there go the lights again...
>>
>>>-- Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.
>>>   Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.
>>
>>>-- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
>>
>>>-- Could you stop that thing from beating;
>>>   it's throwing my concentration off
>>
>>>-- What's this doing here?
>>
>>>-- That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
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>>>-- I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
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>>>-- Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
>>
>>>-- What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!
>>
>>>-- Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
>>
>>>-- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a
>>>   freak of nature.
>>
>>>-- This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
>>
>>>-- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
>>
>>>-- Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
>>