>"An Engineer and His Frog"  - From somewhere on the internet.
>
>An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him
>and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."  He
>bent over,  picked up the frog and put it in his  pocket.
>
>The frog spoke up again and said "If you kiss me and turn me back into
>a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer
>took  the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it  and returned it to the
>pocket.
>
>The frog then cried out,  "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
>princess,  I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you  want".  Again the
>engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back  into his
>pocket.
>
>Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter?  I've told you I'm a
>beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for  a week and do anything
>you want.  Why  won't you kiss me?"
>
>The engineer said, "Look, I'm an  engineer.  I don't have time for a
>girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool!"