LAW AND ORDER

The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA were all trying to prove that 
they were the best at apprehending criminals. The President 
decides to give them a test.  He releases a rabbit into a 
forest and each of them has to catch it.

The FBI goes in.  They besiege the forest, and after some 
weeks of tense stand-off, they storm the forest and burn it 
down, killing everything in it, including the rabbit.  They 
make no apologies, and claim the rabbit had it coming.

The CIA goes in.  They place animal informants throughout the
forest.  They bribe forest leaders to stage a violent coup 
d'etat, which brings anti-rabbit leaders to power.  Midnight 
death squads kill tens of thousands of innocent rabbits, 
including the one the CIA was supposed to apprehend.  So the 
CIA claims they've done their job, even though a rabbit-led 
revolution shortly afterwards brings an anti-American regime 
to power.  

The Los Angeles Police Department goes in. They come out just 
two hours later with a badly beaten bear.  The bear is yelling: 
``Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit.''