Prison vs. Work


> In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.  At work you

> spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
> 
> In prison you get three meals a day.  At work you only get a break for
one
> meal and you have to pay for that one.
> 
> In prison you get time off for good behavior.  At work you get rewarded
for
> good behavior with more work.
> 
> At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the doors
> yourself.  In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
> 
> In prison you can watch TV and play games.  At work you get fired for
> watching TV and playing games.
> 
> In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.  At work you're
> just ball-and-chained.
> 
> In prison you get your own toilet.  At work you have to share.
> 
> In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.  At work you can't

> even speak to your family and friends.
> 
> In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At
work
> you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes
> from your salary to pay for prisoners.
> 
> In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the
inside
> wanting to get out.  At work you spend most of your time wanting to get
out
> and go to bars.
> 
> In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.  At

> work there are some programs you can never get out of.
> 
> In prison there are sadistic wardens.  At work, we have managers.
>