You have entered into the living space of the Mistress of Lauren Land.

It is a quaint abode, consisting of one large living room with a kitchen attatched, a medium size bathroom, and two rather large bedrooms.

If there existed an information flyer on the Mistress of Lauren Land, it would look something like this:

Mistress of Laurens Name: Lauren Guida Smith Rule Began: March 21, 1994 Party: The Chaotic Good Moralistic Party Race: Human STR: 7 INT: 17 DEX: 8 CON: 15 WIS: 15 CHA: 14

Biography

Lauren Guida Smith was born March 21, 1976, and being a child of the Aries-Pisces cusp, she is a creative woman prone to head injuries.

Her childhood, spent in a very diverse neighborhood called Little Five Points in the city of Atlanta, Georgia, was a pleasant one filled with kudzoo killing and exorcisms on pets.

At the age of 13, Lauren was blessed with a half-brother Andrew and cursed with a move to Plano, Texas -- a hellish town of infamous report.

Lauren gained her strength of character by sharpening her cultural survival skills under fire from the Plano Right. Despite many battles, the Right won out, and Lauren decided to leave for the rumored Eden known as "College Life in Boston."

Her final destination was the college of Brandeis in the old city of Waltham. Three years of study at the school have been completed. The fourth year is now underway. While not spending her time studying esoteric and metaphysical knowledge, Lauren shuffles her duties as Mistress of Lauren Land, as well as sponsoring a sundry of cultural programs, such as the Watch.